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From The Three: Senior Love Triangle
Isadora Kosofsky

(Source: disparatre)

  • security guard: what do they call someone as tall as you?
  • me: uh... amazon.... godzilla....freak-
  • security guard: no, no your NAME.
  • me: oh, uh nika, nice to meet you
This was the most weirdly semi-offensive episode of Malcolm in the Middle…

This was the most weirdly semi-offensive episode of Malcolm in the Middle…

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Homecoming, Texarcana, Texas from Winn Dixie
Tim Richmond

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Homecoming, Texarcana, Texas from Winn Dixie

Tim Richmond

(Source: drakthug)

syfydispatchgirl:

iamacracker is the love of my life and I’ll fight anyone who says differently

syfydispatchgirl is everything good and beautiful in my life

What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.
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From Where/To
Angex Lin